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The Hokey, Pokey—a Sonnet

The Washington Post’s Style Invitational recently invited readers to “rewrite some banal instructions in the style of some famous writer.” The winning entry, by Jeff Brechlin of Potomac Falls, Virginia, gives a sonnet version of the Hokey-Pokey in the style of William Shakespeare.

via Rambles at Starchamber, 13 April 2003

THE SOUND THAT CAME FROM MY MOUTH WAS NOT HUMAN.

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